Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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cnuted - the first time my ex-wife met my parentsmy ex is Turkish and hadn't been in England for long enough to pick up on the majority of slang me and my friends used, one such example is 'cunted' meaning, of course, very drunk.
we used it liberally but I never thought to explain the rudeness if the c word.
so there we were outside a nice pub in London and my parents started to try to embarass me telling the story of the first time I got drunk when the missus pointed out that I was cunted the night before.
my dad almost wet himself but my mother still hasn't got over it!
myself.....god it was painful!
when we got home, I made a list of every politically incorrect/racist/rude word then asked her to memorise them then never speak them!
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