Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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well, on the bright side, you enabled him to experience one of the few situations where he gets to feel lucky for having actual amputation rather than one of the many illnesses/injuries/disabilities that affect people's ability to stand on a moving train but aren't obviously visible to the layman.
I mean, if he'd had MS or arthritis or something, and assuming that he didn't carry a doctor's letter around with him to show to self-important (sorry, 'chivalrous') strangers... the whole carriage would have spent the whole journey glaring at him for being so ungallant and there would have been fuck-all he could do about it.
As a crip and as a woman I promise you that if I need to sit down, I will arrange matters for myself as discreetly as possible.
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Batsgirl, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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