Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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If it's any consellationI'm sure he's ok. There are a lot of women who appreciate a quick deposit so they can crack one off. Apparantly.
A female friend has got it down to 8 seconds, and won a prize for it no less!
The formular is quite complex but it involves the time it takes the kids go to bed, the amount of subsequent alchohol/jazz cigarettes consumed before bed time, the time you need to get up at to catch the 6:35 to Waterloo and of course the lunar cycle. But after averaging it out, it seems 20 seconds is around the optimum duration before splurge (after at least 5 minutes and 40 seconds foreplay that is).
Conversely, women who want longer have either watched too much porno and/or haven't practiced hard enough.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:45,
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