Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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ClickLike it... but why the hell do you wax your arse? Everyone knows the lay-dees love a hairy arse... dont they??? Fuck!!!
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SpankyHanky, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:53,
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Good lordy they do not!I'm a hairy old twunt, so the shoulders, stomach and backside all get a good waxing, usually whenever I see Mrs Monkeysex.
I haven't seen her in two months though, so I'm currently hairier than Brian Blessed's cock.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57,
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hmmmMy shoulders are slowly going pubic, but hopefully the back wont (who am I kidding?).
But I've not found a lady who was really turned off by the hair. The current one loves it (strange lady).
I'm not sure I could stand an arse wax.
Where do you stop?! My cheeks are fluffy too :)
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My hairiness is spreadingsometimes I do the whole lot, legs, arse, back, shoulders, but I always leave the chest. Some women REALLY like a hairy chest, and I had an ex who called my backside 'peachy', unfortunately now though it's a hell of a lot more hairier and thickerer.
If the current Mrs ever saw me in my natural state she'd run a mile.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:45,
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