Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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"To this day the slightest tinge of brown in my underwear..."Please wipe more thoroughly, really. This shouldn't happen beyond the age of eight. Use wet ones, or wet the paper in the sink (very lightly). Just be sure NEVER to double-dip!
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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^ everything said hereTOP TIP! Spit on the paper to moisten
Not only do you clean yourself fantasticly, it is kind of like licking your own arse.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:29,
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Cleaning the clackerI am with you on the spit paper solution. I have used it myself many times, and yes it does occur to me that it is defacto licking my arse.
Does that mean that when your mum spits on a tissue and wipes your face, she is - in effect - licking your face?
Let's not go any further with that, OK?
I must say, that these days I live in a part of the world where fully automated date washers are de riguer. Warm water cleaning the clacker, with adjustable pressure and temperature... nothing better. I could do it all day. Beats the hell out of spit on the paper.
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