Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Easily doneWe sold our kitchen on Ebay (we've also sold 60 bags of dirt for £1 too but that's a whole other story).
My missus spoke to the guy about how he was going to pick it up, we discussed the possible problems of getting it fit into a VW Golf and left it at that. All he asked was that if there could be someone to help move the kitchen to the car.
He turns up at the appropriate time, I answer the door and go to shake his right hand. He offers up his left and I realise that his whole right arm is false. He's obviously so use to it that he forgets to mention it on the phone.
It also didn't stop him from carry the cabinet shells and the solid wood work top.
It wasn't until we'd move the kitchen into his car that he went to pick something else up...and of course the obvious happened, "do you need a hand?" came flying out of my mouth.
What can you do? I just pretended it didn't have any connotations to what I had meant, he didn't even raise an eyebrow.
Oh what fun.
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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 2:52,
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