Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Post below, by the former MattDP reminded me of this oneA few years ago, the house I was living in was broken into by some nutjob, while I was there. I phoned the old bill who came round mob handed and arrested them. The police then came in to chat with me, find out if anything was missing etc. 3 of them standing in the living room with me, with a blim (probably an 1\8th) of hash lying on the sofa in full view. After 5 mins I noticed this, and sidled stealthily over to the sofa and managed to sit on the blim.
Thinking myself rather crafty, I carried on talking to the police for a bit, and then got up to show them out, but only when they were well away from the sofa. As they left the building, one of them turned to me and commented that the next time I phoned them up to report a burglary, I should really hide my stash. And that I was a numpty. Ooops.
Thanks for not taking my stash though.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48,
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