Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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*Pfft*Yep.
Aged 20 I turned up to a party thrown by a mate's g/f.
At roughly ten PM I'm telling a drug fuelled anecdote about how an ex-classmate of a friend ended up in bed with their teacher during a school trip.
No one laughs.
Undeterred, I continue attempting to explain why my anecdote is funny.
No one laughs.
Sat in the corner, looking at me like I'd just pissed through her letterbox is my mate's g/f's cousin. She'd ended a torrid relationship with her Svengali-like tutor whom she'd been shagging behind her boyfriend's back.
Her boyfriend was also present.
Whoops.
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