Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Mate of mine, disabled,parked on the street, driver's door wide open, trying to get her gammy leg into the car.
Another car pulls up behind her and honks.
Mate leans out of car, and screams at the driver, 'Fuck off! Can't you see I'm disabled? I'll fucking go when I've got my fucking leg in! Fuck off, you impatient bastard!' etc, then resumes struggling with leg.
Just then, a woman comes out of a house across the road and jumps into the taxi which has just honked outside her house. Taxi pulls away, easily clearing Mate's still open car door.
Mate finally heaves leg in, slams car door, cringes.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:16, Reply)
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