Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
(
chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
« Go Back
Bride's father's speechRaindance's story a couple down just reminded my of one of my sisters' weddings. Talking to my father just before the whole shebang kicked off I told him the oft-used line about how a good speech should be like a lady's skirt - long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep the interest.
Roll on the wedding breakfast. Father dearest stands up in front of a hundred eager faces and starts: "Somebody once told me a good speech is like a lady's skirt. It has to be long enough to be interesting... erm, no, that's not right..." Downhill from there, poor bugger.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:16, Reply)
« Go Back