
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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My optician is also a stunner. Anyone else with their face that close to mine I would consider as coming on to me so eye exams are confusing experiences.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:23, 1 reply)

Same damn story...
I nearly kissed her once... I just felt so right.
A dark room, her breath on my neck, her hand on my knee...
*sighs*
I'm glad I didn't. Kind of.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:27, closed)
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