Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Oh what a glorious morningHaving lurked for over 4 years and only posted 1 message I though I'd better increase my posting average, particurly as I often wake up in the middle of the night cringing over this thought...
As a boy I used to sleep in quite loose pyjamas. Morning routine was to get up, go downstairs and get breakfast before showering etc.
As quite an early developer I was totally unaware of such things as erections and consequently also unaware that I was walking downstairs and in to the front room with a raging tent (of steadily increasing proportion of course) in my 'jamas each morning.
The day I realised, I nearly died at the thought that I'd walked down to breakfast with a throbbing hard on each day.
If you're ever sat with me and I suddenly go quiet and red it's becuase that thought has just popped in to my head. Kinda like losing the game. But worse. Much worse.
Length? Ask my mum.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:03, 5 replies)
Damn it!I just lost the game.
*thumps you*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:57, closed)
Thought I'd make my entry to the world of QOTW a bit more stylish than just telling the story :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:21, closed)
there is somethign wrong with youwhen most people sprout a woody, it's THE only thing in their conscious mind. THE ONLY THING.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:20, closed)
I was young ok!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:28, closed)
sorryI'm an English teacher.
"Morning routing", please change.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 4:59, closed)
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