Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Step 1: Identify a basic human desire.
Step 2: Convince everyone that they will go to eternal damnation if they attempt to satisfy that basic human desire.
Step 3: Convince everyone that they can avoid that eternal damnation if they confess to a figure of authority if they have engaged in that basic human desire.
Step 4: Enjoy the lifelong power and influence that comes with knowing everyone's guilty secrets. Especially useful when sending around the collection plate.
Religious guilt is one of the most evil creations mankind has ever inflicted upon itself.
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