Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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At workone of the chaps has been seperated from his missus for a few months and has started to use a dating site. He'd been in touch with a woman and was going to meet her. I overheard him saying to another chap "I've reached stage two".
"You've felt her tits" I quipped.
The other chap laughed and said "at our age, stage one is you date, stage two is you get married, stage three is you have kids..."
"and stage four is you go to their funeral" I blurted.
Why this came into my head I have no idea but the chap I was talking too happened to have been off the previous two days because his wife was in hospital.
So it came out "and stage four is you go to their funeral errr *cough* errr buy a house *cough* oh is it lunch time already".
I ran away.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:26,
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