Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Hard thingsIn my gap year I worked in an office as an office junior. My desk was surrounded by a load of lovely guys who were all in their 40s, but great fun, lots of banter. Anywho, being the "rebellious" teenager that I wasn't I got my tongue pierced. Not the best idea when you have to answer the phones. Anywho, it freaked the guys out when I took it out... until one day I came out with immortal line... "It feels strange not to have something hard in my mouth..." Having realised what I was saying as I was saying it, I proceeded to go bright red and was laughed at more for my colour than my accidental innuendo. Cringe.
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