Don't drink in the place you work
Sadly, I seem to keep forgetting this important piece of advice....

1) Easter holidays at uni, I stayed to work. On a sunday night off, decided to go out drinking with one of my few friends had also stayed behind. After much tequilla-based cocktails and tequilla, decided it would be a good idea to go to where I worked.... Woke up the next day on the floor outside my bedroom door in halls covered in blood and mayonnaise.... Apparently I had got hammered in the club where I worked, made a fool of myself, been put in a bin, sexually harrassed a doorman, bought my friend chips with mayonnaise as a thank you for driving me home. Whilst driving home, had insisted to said friend that he should eat his chips while I held the wheel for him. He told me to throw the chips out of the window. So I did.

The window was shut.

The blood was my own fault, dropped a pint glass whilst getting a drink of water in my kitchen, then proceeded to walk over the broken glass....

And cherry VKs just destroyed the bath....

2) A few weeks ago I had a rare Friday off, so what started out as a bottle of wine at home with my housemate turned in to going to the SU club on campus where drink were £2 for 2... ended up in the club where I worked (different one), much Jagermeister was consumed, moshing partaken... little memory apart from throwing up in a bin and crying hysterically at the end of the night with all the doorstaff laughing at me. I am now known as "Bin Girl"... The Shame.
(timewarper, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)