Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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sorry managed to delete thisi am a muppet
open the flood gates why don't you...
Two quick ones to start with:
13 or 14 lying on bed snogging random girl - after a good five minutes of so of mashing this poor girls ribcage over her school jumper...
"you do realise that's not my breast - don't you?"
another...
FFW: 18 or 19, proper girlfriend - still at the RABID sexual stage - rocks up to mums house. bit pissed, been snogging and groping and shagging a lot.
Decide to leave after a while, go to kiss mum goodbye - while arm is also round girlfriends waist, decide to fondle girlfriends bottom while whispering in mums ear "love you mum"
get confused
mum goes: "SPIMF!!! why are you putting your tongue in my ear?"
Realise men CANNOT multitask
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 5:56,
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Good lord manWasn't your original of this on the 2nd or 3rd page? or some such low number How did you manage to delete it?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 6:47,
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advanced muppetry reallywas on the phone while trying to read the comments - tried to reply mashed the wrong button with my stupid stumpy little digit
like i say we cant multitask
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:00,
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On the plus sideYou have reminded me that I haven't yet bought the Muppet Show DVD I meant to get for Christmas, so it's not all bad.
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