Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Novel Network HellI have written six novels and maybe a hundred short stories, and they are all woeful, absolutely woeful. Unfortunately for me, I left a copy of them on the user account on the computer on the front desk in my old job. So now, anyone whose turn it is to man the desk will sit there and log on to a computer, bored with nothing to do for eight hours and they will find the following: C:`\Documents and Settings\Admin”\My Documents \ Novels (secret, do not open). My god, the amount of heat my face has given off in thinking of it!. My ex colleagues probably finish off every working day reading a selection and then seeing who literally pisses themselves with laughter first. It makes me sweat hot and cold at the same time. Even now I am dry heaving
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:36, 1 reply)
nevernever, never, never label anything 'secret'.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)
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