Knocking the glass over that contains the last drop of alcohol in the house and it is too late to go and buy more.
A person having a sneezing attack over the coke after they have just had their line.

The juice bar running out of wheat grass.

The barista not knowing how to make my ristretto, I mean why call yourself a barista.

70 mph speed limit - I mean what's the point having a fast car if you cannot put your foot down and tailgate!!!!!
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:38, 3 replies)

I live about 100 yards from a garage that sells booze 24 hours so I never again need to know that pain.
Though annoyingly, I think I've been there after hours about once in five years now I'm all grown up and vaguely sensible...where was that kind of convenience when I was a student?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:01, closed)

alright, albert fairholme?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:11, closed)

I like that.
I cry tears of joy when someone gets it!
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:38, closed)