you may accuse me of quoting spaced
but the end of terminator 2, that gets me every time
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:28, 3 replies)

The ending..
..to Empire of The sun
Gets me bawling every single time.

I should know better by now
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:06, 4 replies)

It was just a few nights ago, but I still feel it.
You know how it is. Something really makes you cry hard, and your eyes feel swollen for ages after. Looking in the mirror you see that they're bloodshot as well, so it's about impossible to deny that the tears were coming out in buckets.

Next time you can be sure I'll be sitting up when I have a wank. Getting splooge in your eyes fucking HURTS.
(Shimrod, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 20:32, 6 replies)

A Recipe.
Sarson's pre-spiced pickling spirit vinegar. Schwartz's pickling spice. Midget Peppers.

Boil pre-spiced spirit vinegar and empty both sachets of pickling spice (effectively making 3x the spice quantity). Leave boiling for 10 minutes to infuse the spirit vinegar further. Meanwhile chop the midget peppers into slices. Fill up the jar with the chopped peppers. When the vinegar/spice has cooled put in the jar with the chopped peppers. Seal jars and leave for two weeks for the spices and vinegar to infuse the peppers.

After two weeks, open a jar and try out your new super-pickle. Drop a single slice into your mouth. Chew.

The vinegar fumes will enter your sinus cavity causing you to involuntarily gasp and suck the triple spiced spirit vinegar into your lungs.

That made me cry a bit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:10, 4 replies)

Japanese blubfest Twenty Four Eyes
(Truway, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:38, 1 reply)

that chick in 'The Crying Game' was pretty fit eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 18:31, 1 reply)

Thinking about my youth being in the past,
and the bit in Extras Christmas Special where he's talking to Maggie from the Big Brother house.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:45, Reply)

My daughter loves Frozen, and enjoys listening to the soundtrack when we are in the car together.
Which is a shame, as both Do you want to build a snowman and Let it go will invariably fill my eyes with tears, making driving more hazardous than usual.
Difficult to nonce-punch a copper when you're blubbing, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:28, 5 replies)

Has anyone said b3ta yet?
/ac
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Lists make me cry.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Untying my knotted bum hairs after a night on the lash


_{now please wash your hands}
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:48, 16 replies)

The bit
where they beat up Johnny 5 in Short Circuit 2.

And the last bit of AI.

And the bit with the tiny robot rebuilding the mosaic in Batteries not Included.

And the end of Bicentennial Man.

Wall-E

Basically all my manly tears moments are caused by robot films.
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:44, 8 replies)

being alive

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:41, 1 reply)

The Life Aquatic.

Field of Dreams.

Local Hero.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

"YO ADRIAN! I DID IT!"
Every damn time.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Telly
Any time someone is reunited with a long-lost family member.

Also when someone is unexpectedly good at something on a talent show.

It's weird, I don't really feel any different but I just start crying. Not weeping, just tears coming out.
(cymrococh, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:14, 1 reply)

I cry saltwater-swimmingpool tears every time my suggestion for qotw is rejected

( Zuowan, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:12, 3 replies)

Parenting
Knowing how easy it is to overreact, say the wrong thing, say "no" too often and generally be a bit of a shit parent, knowing that it's all too easy to make mistakes and that you only get one chance to deal with a situation when it comes up.

Dont get me wrong, I'm not bleating about myself, I worry mostly about how it affects my kids, how they must see a slightly unhinged bedraggled dad for 20 minutes in the morning and 20 minutes at night, bombard him with their day and not always get the same level of excitement and passion back.

I love my kids, but it makes me sad when I go to bed knowing I dealt with something badly because I was tired or just incapable, at that moment in time of taking a step back and giving them a hug. I hope the good times outweigh the bad.

I hope they'll be alright when they are older, I don't earn a lot and therapy is expensive.
(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:00, 7 replies)

Just last week, dancing with my lady under a cloudless, starlit, Canadian sky
Having drunk heroic amounts of alcohol (and maybe a tinge of MASSIVE DRUGS) at a friend's wedding, while this was playing.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:37, 13 replies)

Sally Thomsett was 20 when she appeared in the Railway Children
3 years older than Jenny Agutter.

Having a nonce decoy on a film set in the 70s was probably a good idea

"Even the film crew were unaware of her age, and they gave her sweets"
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:31, 3 replies)

Wilson!
Castaway - you know the bit
( zulu eh?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

internet bullying makes me cry.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:24, 9 replies)

Times relentless rape of our mortality.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Pact coffee makes me cry.
and I appear to be weeping from numerous other orifices too.

only a quid though, so it's not all bad.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)

My local spa's new 'organic ginger and garlic' colonic irrigation.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)

not coming first
bwah-ha-ha
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Onions
Especially if they're thrown at me really hard.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:01, Reply)

First.
Made you cry.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:52, Reply)