Two older-men find themselves stuck at a hotel due to a delayed flight. One is an Oriental gentleman, the other a Jewish chap. They both decide to retire to the bar and soon they strike up a conversation.

After a couple of drinks, the mood changes and the Jewish guy jumps and says:

'I don't know why I'm drinking with you, not after you guys bombed Pearl Harbour!'

'Pearl Harbour?' says the Oriental chap, 'That was the JAPANESE, I'm CHINESE!'

'Pah!' says the Jew, 'Chinese, Japanese...all the same to me!'

And with that he storms off to bed. The next morning, feeling rather more sober and embarrassed, the Jewish guy goes off to find the Chinese chap to apologise. He finds him at the breakfast buffet:

'I'm sorry,' he says, 'I had a little too much to drink last night and I shouldn't have said what I said.'

'Go away!' screams the Chinaman, 'I no talk to you, you sink Titanic!'

'Sunk the Titanic?' says the Jewish bloke, 'That wasn't the Jews, that was an iceberg.'

'Pah!' says the Chinese, 'Iceberg, Goldberg...all the same to me!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)