just have sex with the fox, problem solved

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:59, 1 reply)

or this

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:23, closed)

Why not just get Bryan Ferry's twat of a son to come round and bore it to death
with tales of chokey and how his grandad was a coal miner? And how the countryside's gone to ruin since they stopped him protesting in the House of (very) Commons. Should be about three minutes before the poor fox is begging for a lift to the station.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:10, closed)