Trouble is, once you've got a reputation for producing dull as fuck, third-rate fanfic, it's hard to get anyone to read beyond the first word - funny post or not.

Time to ditch the kiddie TV show schtick. Till then, the ignore function is a good friend.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:02, 1 reply)

I've never used ignore
Can't bear to let the rich tapestry of life here pass me by, in any of its semi-demi cryptozoic manifestations.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:12, closed)

that's not how ignore works on here though
because of some of the delicate weepy noobs and the ineptness of the developers, other people can put you on ignore and hide whole sections of ... well ... tedious whining normally
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)