Cunning Plans
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Absolutely.
I saw this done at a computer games software show called ECTS year ago. Some twatty game company filled a plastic waste paper bin with Cadbury's Mini Eggs. It caused a riot.
By midday there was just one knackered, chipped, mostly unshelled, melty egg left. It had been touched by hundreds of unwashed hands that morning and looked like the last turd of a very sick rabbit. Then it was eaten greedily by a fat programmer in a black t-shirt with a robot on it.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 9:06, 1 reply)
I saw this done at a computer games software show called ECTS year ago. Some twatty game company filled a plastic waste paper bin with Cadbury's Mini Eggs. It caused a riot.
By midday there was just one knackered, chipped, mostly unshelled, melty egg left. It had been touched by hundreds of unwashed hands that morning and looked like the last turd of a very sick rabbit. Then it was eaten greedily by a fat programmer in a black t-shirt with a robot on it.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 9:06, 1 reply)
"a fat programmer in a black t-shirt with a robot on it"
...describes pretty much everyone sitting around me right now.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, closed)
...describes pretty much everyone sitting around me right now.
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, closed)
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