Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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My guess would be "never".And what your colleagues really want to say is "Patchouli oil doesn't disguise the stench of cock and pit-rot, you absolute rank cunt."
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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Eh, it's a hard one to judgeHe didn't say his cock was minging, just his clothes. I guess it's a logical conclusion...
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Nothing like the lovely used latex smell of a fleshlight eh, Shambo?(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:45, closed)
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