Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I can count to 'Hand over the f*cking money!'I've had this idea bumping around my bonce for several years and can find no reason why it would not work.
The plan? Create a Down's Syndrome criminal gang.
On Crimewatch a while back, a low-level crook used a DS accomplice to doorstep an old lady out of her pension. As crimes involving DS persons are so rare, so says Nick Ross, Photofit technology apparently doesn't contain images of their facial features. Even if it did, they all look and sound pretty similar (come on, they do) so good luck picking them out of a line-up. Add in their physical strength and low mental age and you're set.
All I need is access to a number of chromosomal criminal wannabes and I'm in business.
Any volunteers?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:27, 1 reply)
And when the Thalidomide detectives arrest youYou get to shout "And I would've got away with it if it weren't for you meddling flids!"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18, closed)
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