Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Accidental fiscal deceiptIt was my round, so I dutifully went up to the bar and ordered our four pints.
Just as I was to hand over my tenner, my mate gave me a tenner and asked for change for the fruity, which I duly requested.
She handed me £10 in pound coins, and the change from £20 for the drinks. Meaning the round cost me -£2.70.
Which was nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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