Dear Allisade...
...thank you for your submission, but sadly we will not be publishing this effort as it's far to fantastical.

Yours

The Editor, Razzle.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:09, 1 reply)

=)
First, let me say - Thank you AB, I appreciate the humor and quality of the response =) It's much nicer to be mocked with some style and substance.

The funny part of all this to me? I held back in writing this up - making the story tamer than the reality was - I was afraid if I included everything, especially the parts flattering to myself, people would think I was making it up =)

Live and learn huh?

Oh well =)

Have fun gang - but don't write about it later - no one will believe it =)
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:39, closed)

You should definitely use more smileys.
It is extremely endearing and will win you lots of friends.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:44, closed)

Awwww
Thanks! =) =) =) =)
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:48, closed)

'It's much nicer to be mocked with some style and substance.'
WTF? This is AB you're talking about.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 1:13, closed)

And he was copying WobblyHat!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 1:25, closed)

Alright Grassy. I like how you've opted to become one of my fans so you can get upset at me more efficiently.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:14, closed)

I prefer you address me with my surname thank you.
保持親近你的朋友和你的敵人器
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:46, closed)

oh, I doubt that.
We just separately came to exactly the same kind of judgement of the OP because that's how it comes across. Give it the old Razzle Dazzle etc.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:30, closed)