Cunning Plans
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
I have a plan
Let's put this QotW out of its misery and bring on the next one.
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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There does seem
to be more bickering than usual on this one.
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username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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It looked to have potential for some great stories
but it has totally failed to deliver in the most part.
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:18,
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My two sensible entries should win
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:23,
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If you'd said you plan
one day to get a dog, I'd click that one.
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username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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People seem to have lost their ability to lie their arses off
meaning we have no creativity to speak of. Which has kinda bankrolled the QOTW until now. Theres no way we are all as interesting as the lists of QOTW answers leads us to believe.
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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But I thought lying on QOTW was a bad thing?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:28,
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It is
( see what i did there^)
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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Wait
Most of the stories are lies?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (inhale) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:52,
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I never lie
I really am that dull
it takes dedication you know
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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