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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I once attempted to stop my friend being ejected from a pub
by telling the staff that he wasn't droolingly collapsingly drunk but rather that he had severe cerebral palsy.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:52, 7 replies)
Someone I know was refused service because "he couldn't even walk straight"
He wasn't drunk as he had only just arrived at the pub after a hard day at work. Unfortunately he has a prosthetic leg.

(by the way, did your cunning plan work for your 'disabled' friend?)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:09, closed)
I neglected to take into account that the landlord wasn't a complete fucking idiot and had been chatting to my decidedly unspastic friend earlier in the day.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:13, closed)
At least one of you did look like an utter spastic then.

(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:18, closed)

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:22, closed)

I once walked into a pub completely sober, tripped over a stool on the way to the bar and was refused service. Cunts.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 5:15, closed)
i have a prosthetic, and have been on the receiving end of the same....
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:03, closed)
a friend* of mine up here
Gets refused service regularly on the grounds of drunkeness as he's got a half cockney/half glaswegian accent and a slight speech impedement.

He just sounds cunted all the fucking time. It's hilarous.

*acquintance, really. spending a long time in the company of a man who is constantly refused service in pubs is wearing, tbh.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:47, closed)

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