Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I once attempted to stop my friend being ejected from a pubby telling the staff that he wasn't droolingly collapsingly drunk but rather that he had severe cerebral palsy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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Someone I know was refused service because "he couldn't even walk straight"He wasn't drunk as he had only just arrived at the pub after a hard day at work. Unfortunately he has a prosthetic leg.
(by the way, did your cunning plan work for your 'disabled' friend?)
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:09,
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No.I neglected to take into account that the landlord wasn't a complete fucking idiot and had been chatting to my decidedly unspastic friend earlier in the day.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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At least one of you did look like an utter spastic then.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:18,
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I once walked into a pub completely sober, tripped over a stool on the way to the bar and was refused service. Cunts.
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yepi have a prosthetic, and have been on the receiving end of the same....
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a friend* of mine up hereGets refused service regularly on the grounds of drunkeness as he's got a half cockney/half glaswegian accent and a slight speech impedement.
He just sounds cunted all the fucking time. It's hilarous.
*acquintance, really. spending a long time in the company of a man who is constantly refused service in pubs is wearing, tbh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:47,
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