Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Cunning Plan from the mists of timeThis morning I woke thinking about the 'virgin sacrifice' thing, which was odd.
Then I realised that it was B3TA's fault.
Let's face it, the whole 'God will be pleased' is a stretch.
*But*, stuck in the middle of a jungle, 1000 miles/years away from a TV/Beer/Internet connection, what do men spend much of their time thinking about?
Ah-ha - what if some ancient tribe of ugly spuds came up with this as a chat-up?
"Did you know we sacrifice virgins around here"?
"Are you a virgin"?... "You LOOK like a virgin"...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:37, 1 reply)
"If you're a virgin, how come that albino ginger kid keeps calling you Mummy?"(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:05, closed)
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