Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I can think of one way to get around this although you're stuck in a ghastly jail1. Don't trust the Gaoler, assume this is some sort of mindgame
2. Move the bread, out of the bag to one corner, bucket to the opposite
3. Eat and wait, then shit out the key
4. Repeatedly wipe off poo from hands with an outside corner of the bread bag
5. Spit mouthfuls of water over hands and key into the bucket until clean
6. Tie a knot it the corner of the bag you used so the dirty bit is separated, more washing of hands by spitting it out
7. Repeat by washing the bag
8. Put bread back in bag
9. Try key, fail, ask for your phone call, then become someones bitch until you're grey haired & crying a lot
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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