Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Not reallyOn the evidence offered, I'm saying that:
1. I got *some* oral action off *one* girl 20 years ago.
2. It got talked about in the presence of her mate who made a rude and entirely not-serious "offer" that was emphatically never followed up and never looked likely to be.
Hardly "check out what a stud I am" territory.
And yes, I'm sweaty. It's hot in here.
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You don't seem very upset.B3ta is no place for rational human beings with a sense of perspective, y'know.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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(sigh)You Horrible Horrible Bully!
How dare you suggest that I don't have a sense of perspective.
I'm going to come round to your house right now so Amorous Badger's dog can bite you.
Yes.
with his teeth!
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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