Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Fuck off back to Africa, you paki bastard!Am I doing this right?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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You have to pull youreyes into slits and stick your teeth out while you're doing it.
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There's nothing quite more entertainingthan watching a Chinese person poo-poohing all the other Asiatic races.
Particularly if they're a woman & they're driving at the time.
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Thats the spirit! But can you throw in something about nordic people? "ice beaners" or "whale jockey" or something?
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Nordic?Pah! You don't even look forrin. The BNP will never even notice you, unless it's to venerate you as some sort of Aryan superbeing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45,
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yes, this did occur to me..What about UKIP? They seem to be the sort that wont admit to racism, and are just sceptical of all foreigners. Thats what they say anyway.
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UKIP: the BNP for middle class cowards.My mum used to think highly of the BNP, leading me to make a right tit of myself at school when I announced my intention to vote for them. I may even have used the phrase "floodgates of immigration", making me a kindred spirit to Nigel Farrage.
Excuse me, I have to go scrub with wire wool and bleach, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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