Angry customers
I used to work in a pub near a church. Oddly enough I used to have long hair and my nickname (honestly!!!) was Jesus (and also Charlie) One chap had started coming in on a regular basis. Tom was his name and being a twat was what he was good at.

He would spend his afternoons sat at the bar gently swearing at other clientele, not loud enough for them to hear but loud enough for me to hear as I was stood directly opposite him.

Not wanting any trouble as there was only myself and a couple of girls working I asked him politely to stop in case he offended anyone.

"Fuck you Jesus" said Tom "I'm paying your wages, I'm keeping this fuckin bar in business so I'll say what i like to who I like coz my dad is the devil!!!"

So there he sat dissing away, annoying people and being a twat. I'd had enough so I got some mates to pop in for a few pints and give him a taste of his own medicine.

I stood and watched them take turns to cuss Thomas from Hell :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:19, 4 replies)

very nice
subtle, I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:26, closed)

with a little element of truth
1) I used to work in a pub
2) The pub was near a church
3) I used to have long hair
4) My nickname used to be Jesus (and also Charlie)
5) We had a customer called Tom and he was a dick
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:28, closed)

Hmm.
I used to have that same nickname bellowed at me for the same reason.
I never really understood how Jesus was an insulting name, particularly as the twerps in question attended a roman-catholic school.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:58, closed)

I used to work with a guy
nicknamed Jesus. He loved it, insisted everyone called him by it (was even used over the radio).
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:23, closed)