Ebayers from Hell
Dear God I have lost count of the number of cockwipes that I have had to deal with while selling on the site thats a godsend to all thieves with an internet connection. I can't stand the ones that are complaining about the time it takes the item to arrive (Despite the fact they only paid for the sodding thing 2 minutes ago), but I have had a few more bizzare complaints against me, the more recent ones are:

I once sold my collection of Star Trek videos to some yank that complained that the videos wouldn't work on her US recorder, despite the fact that I mentioned they were all PAL format in both my listings and in the replies to the earlier questions about postage costs.

The army bloke that tried to claim his money back for an item he had never recieved despite the fact that I had proof that it had been signed for by him (Ok it was a bloke with the same surname that signed it so it may not have been him).

The clueless mother that bought a game for the Wii to play on her daughters XBox (If it was a multi format game I would have forgiven her but it was Mario Galaxy FFS)

But the worst Ebay purchase has to be the used mobile phone that my wifes mate has recently bought. The bloke that sold the kit decided to post it off without deleting anything from the phones internal memory. From what we saw he was having a couple of affairs with the local Chavs (You could tell by the horrid spelling mistakes in the messages), enjoyed taking photos of his cock and had a number of videos similar to 2 girls 1 cup stored in a special folder.

My wifes mate is having problems getting any response from this guy (the phone came with a totally fucked battery and it was a bit more worn than it was described).

I've told her to threaten to call up one of his women if he dosent reply, that may get him to respond quicker.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, Reply)