Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Generic Idiotic Mobile Phone Shop "Classic" Quotes from CustomersWarrantree? What the fuck is a warrantree? You're not even fucking Jamaican!
Sonny Ericsson? Are you 95 years old? Who says Sonny nowadays?
Nokia is all one word. It's not, "No Kia," as if you are saying 'no' to a popular housewifes' car.
Voice Dial is not the same as Voice Mail. How anyone can confuse them is beyond me. One dials using your voice, the other is for when you're pissed at 4am and want to bug your mates.
"Now, I don't want a phone that's too complicated."
"Okay, this one is the cheapest one we have, it has a camera, but you don't have to-"
"Ohhh no, I don't need one of those."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:44, 1 reply)
As for points 1, 2 and 3I'll call the phone whatever I like, thanks very much. Just sell me the damn phone and shut up, you cheap suit-wearing, hairgel-infused simian.
I'm with you about points 4 and 5 though.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:34, closed)
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