Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Hello"A glass of red white wine please."
Me - "Pardon?"
"A glass of red white wine."
Me - "Which would you like, red or white?"
Looks confused "Red white please..."
I twig as to what his major malfunction might be, and hold up a bottle of rose.
"No thank you, I don't want a glass of rose. I would like a glass of red white wine. Don't you have any?"
Me - "No, it doesn't exist."
Looks really really hurt, and walks away.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:44, 1 reply)
yes!I sympathise completely with this!
When I was bartending a silly chav came over and asked for a large rose for his chavette.
I said we were out, and he replied "cannae you not just mix some red and white".
LOLZ
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:49, closed)
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