Thr Whitebait Man
i'm a chef, as well as a wannabee graphic designer...and have seen a lot of bizarre shit in my time, but the funniest request ive had from a customer, was to "top and tail" his whitebait. As i'm sure you are all aware "whitebait" is a dish of minute fish, dusted in flour and deep-fried. But instead of being polite to this freak, I had to go out into the resteraunt and tell him to "Fuck Off"
Pleasured me greatly.......................
( Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:21, 4 replies)

I don't get it...
Top and tail means to coat from head to toe. So he wanted his fish fully coated in the flour batter? What's wrong with that?
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:32, closed)

That's funny
"top and tail" where I'm from means to wash the baby's face and ass.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:25, closed)

vix0r,
top and tail usually means 'remove the...'. When you top and tail carrots, for example, you cut the grotty bits off the ends.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:32, closed)

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Once I'd seen the smoke coming out your ears I'd have added 'Can you fillet them too please'
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:16, closed)