I work in the bakery of a supermarket
One day I'm putting tarts out on a stand and two customers run over to grab them thinking they'll be nice and hot (they weren't but they were only a few hours out of the oven).

One of them (lady) starts giving out saying they are stale and rock solid, the other (guy) joins in. Then they start asking me to get a fresh one from inside.

My boss comes out, and tells them they're fresh. Lady backs down, saying "oh I was only winding him up" and runs away. But that other cunt just won't give it up.

"How old are these, when did ye make them?etc etc"

"Well we just baked them earlier, and we don't make them we get them in frozen and..."

"That's it! They're frozen! Frozen solid!" and walks away quite content with himself.

WTF?

Fair play to my boss too, as cunty was walking away, boss turned to us and shouts: "How many many times have I told ye not to put out those 3 day old tarts"
(cH3$h7846J#7, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)