This one's about a friend
An old roommate of mine used to work in a video store which also has sun-beds. This of course means he had to deal with plenty of orange chavy types.

The worst part was cleaning out the tanning rooms at the end of the night. He'd often find cups or bottles left lying around the room. Not too bad, except they were always filled with piss. And the bins in the room would be pissed and shat in almost everyday too. They'd almost always have skidmarks on the tanning beds too.

What's that you might be thinking? Surely putting a public toilet up there will fix things? Well, they had a toilet up there put it takes about one day for it to get blocked, broken or stupid cunts to not bother flushing and keep pilling up more and more shit until there's a proper little mountain in there. One day, someone took the toilet brush and used it to smear shit all over the walls and then proudly stuck the brush back into the pile.

He stayed there for 2 years somehow.
(cH3$h7846J#7, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:48, Reply)