"Do you know who I am?!!"
A friend of mine had a job in a call centre, working for some bank or other. One day she got a call from a customer asking why he had been refused credit. She explained the reasons but it wasn't going to wash. It turns out that the customer was a famous dancer, one might say he was the original lord of the dance.
"Don't you know who I am?!!!" he screamed at her. She quietly paused as she read his details, repeated his name a couple of times to herself and said "Sorry sir, I haven't got a clue."
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:51, 3 replies)

the original lord of the dance???
wasn't that jesus??? Maybe he thought he was back in the temple, dissing the moneylenders...
(rampants, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:06, closed)

I'd refuse Jesus credit
I mean he hasn't got a regularly paying job and no worldly possessions/collateral.

Plus didn't he once fake his own death for the life insurance?

Liability if you ask me.
(Milo Minderbinder, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:51, closed)

Flatly
refused credit?

(spangs self)
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 19:20, closed)