Nearly as bad as one I dealt with...
... in the high-street sells-everything store that isn't Woolies.

I had a lady brought to me who'd managed to get bleach in her eye. This seemed rather improbable, so I asked her what had happened, while taking her to wash it out.

Apparently she'd picked up the bottle from the shelf and wanted to know what scent it was. Ignoring the fact that the bottle was coloured yellow and had "lemon" in big letters all over the label, she decided to take a sniff, so took off the lid and held it to her nose.

Unfortunately for her, this particular brand of bleach came in a special bottle with an anti-spill valve, so there was no scent evident.

So she squeezed the bottle.
(moogal has eggs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:59, Reply)