I work for
an 'alternative' shop. We get our fair share of customers from hell, the best one was "Doobry Lady". We called her this because thats the word she used to describe things when she did'nt know what they were.

This lady was a raging alcoholic, who'd stink of vodka at 9.30am. At one time was pregnant and insisted we touched her stomach. We politely declined, and on one occassion she lifted her top up to show one of the others her stomach and her boobs fell out, I was watching it on CCTV and paralised by fear. The poor girl who witnessed it, took her a while get over that sight.

She had a eyebrow piercing, came in to show us stating "This bar, it's in my head!". She used to by oversized sleepers to wear as a nose ring, and used to try and make us fit them. "We're not insured" was the ususal statement. She had a manky nose, oozing pus.

She carried a knife in her bag as well, which meant we were all very polite.

Crazy crazy lady.
(kids_will_be_skeletons, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 15:11, Reply)