Men's Gallery or Why Girls are Worse than Boys
I’ve worked in retail, bars and sales and encountered my fair share of those self centred, arrogant mental retards that we like to call the general public. But the worst by far was when I was dancing.

The guys knew the rules and were, at least mostly, quite well behaved.

There was Nic the foot fetishist, who would not care whether or not you took your clothes off, all that mattered was the high heels came off and he could watch you massaging your feet. He was willing to pay well for this and never hurt anyone. He was intelligent and liked to strike up conversations about philosophy, art and literature with any of the girls who could keep up.

There was the rich Arab who just wanted me to marry him so he could take me home to show off to the family. He used to offer to take me shopping. For one day spent with him and dinner that night he would spend $15,000 buying me whatever I wanted, I just had to let him watch me try the things on that he purchased. (I never went, BTW)

Bruce, the hair fetishist, who just wanted Barbie and I to toss our waist length hair (one black the other platinum) all over each other for an hour at a time.

The customers from hell were the girls.

Drunk, no matter what time of the day or night they turn up. Often with their boyfriends.

They’d yell at you if you payed too much attention to their boyfriends, and yell worse if they thought their boyfriend was being ignored.

They all wanted to get up on stage and dance and make out with the dancers on stage for their boyfriend’s entertainment. After all, they’re GIRLS, the rules don’t apply to them, do they?

YES THEY DO! I don’t care that you’ve got a cunt, I still don’t want you pawing at me. The rules say no closer than 30cm and that’s what they fucking mean!

You want to come backstage? Do you work here? Then NO, you cannot come backstage. Why not? Because you’re not staff you dozy drunk bitch-on-heat.

So please remember girls, if you go to a strip club and you’re not being paid to dance, you’re a customer and as such have to abide by the rules. You’d be disgusted if you saw a guy behaving that way.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 4:52, 7 replies)

Yeah, you tell 'em love.
*masturbates*
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 8:11, closed)

Only 30cm?
You could still reach her from that distance.....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:49, closed)

i completely agree
my mate is a stripper, i've gone on jobs with him a few times. the girls, by and large, are treated very well, with the odd exception(usually some coked-up meathead). the boys, on the other hand, are often lucky to get out alive. my mate had one drunken bitch cut his g-string off with a carving knife, he's been bottled, clawed, kicked in the bollocks countless times, spat at and almost raped. he says it's easy money, but i don't think i could do something like that without going postal.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:35, closed)

I've worked as a male stripper.
Well, I got paid for taking my clothes off anyway.

Well...I didn't pay the fine at least.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:43, closed)

ack!
Sorry that you've had such bad experiences with women customers. I love it when women come into any of the clubs I dance at, makes such a nice change of pace!

I guess it's a bit different because my clubs are full contact and I'd much rather give a lap dance to a drunk excited girl than a panting smelly old man.
I've never encountered a woman who gets pissed off if you give too much attention to the man she's with...isn't that the point of a strip club?!
(little fawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 16:40, closed)

@ Rev. Fister
Where I live you cannot have any part of your body closer to the dancers than 30cm, unless you are tipping her whch you can only do by placing a note into her garter with your hand. In VIC you can get lap dances and in QLD you can suck the girls tits while she is onstage. The laws vary.

@Fawn
Not all bad experiences, there was the lovely Claire....but mostly the girls that would come in would know their bf's frequented strip clubs and wanted to see what happened. They weren't happy about it so they got drunk and misbehaved.

Mostly a pretty fun job though and the girls I worked with were great.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 1:24, closed)

Ahhh
You're in Australia. You should go work in Japan, a girl who lives in my building is from New Zealand and worked in Japan for 7 years. Made enough money to virtually retire! They love caucasian girls.
(little fawn, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 8:14, closed)