Bulsara
Another quick one from the wonderful world of record shops.
A friend of mine was manager at a second-hand record shop in the Fulham area a few years ago. A few weeks after the Jill Dando murder, detectives came in to his shop asking him whether he recognised a man in photos they had.

Manager: "Yeah that's that Freddie Mercury fruitcake, always in looking for Queen records"
Plod: "Do you realise he was obsessed with one of your female employees?"
Manager: "He was sometimes hanging about looking at them, yes."
Plod: "Why didn't you report this to the police?"
Manager: "This is a second hand record shop, if I had to report every lonely, dodgy-looking bloke who leched over the women who work here, I'd never get anything else done."

He always knew he was innocent though.
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:01, Reply)