Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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bakerloo.boyOooh you've just reminded me. I don't know if others can vouch for this but when I did my bomb/fire warden training, the only thing I remembered was the line "you can say or do whatever you want in order to get them out the building". Oh the purest of pure joys.
I usually save my vitriol for the morons who stand right next to the building during a fire alarm, because apparently fire is agoraphobic and would simply stop at the front door.
"As much as it would make me smile to see you roast like a cheap Tesco Value chicken, I get a frowny face on my performance review if I leave you to die, so would you kindly fuck off very far away? Thanks."
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Frowney face!Aceness!
Have a clickety click.
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 17:02,
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