Customers from Hell
The customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
The customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
( , Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Another oldie but goldie
Guy rings me up.
"Right you fuckers, I'm not getting my fucking internet from you and I fucking want it sorted."
"Ok, I can help with that. One thing though, I have to legally advise you that we have to give you a warning of abuse. If we have to give a 3rd warning I will end the call."
"You fucking what???? You fucking better not you bastard."
"I'm sorry, I need to give you a 2nd warning, if you do it again I'll end the call."
"YOU FUCKING DARE."
"Um....what's got 12 inches and hangs up?"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW......"
*click*
( , Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:52, 1 reply)
Guy rings me up.
"Right you fuckers, I'm not getting my fucking internet from you and I fucking want it sorted."
"Ok, I can help with that. One thing though, I have to legally advise you that we have to give you a warning of abuse. If we have to give a 3rd warning I will end the call."
"You fucking what???? You fucking better not you bastard."
"I'm sorry, I need to give you a 2nd warning, if you do it again I'll end the call."
"YOU FUCKING DARE."
"Um....what's got 12 inches and hangs up?"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW......"
*click*
( , Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:52, 1 reply)
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