Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Not mineAnd a bit tenuous. Probably goes more in the graffiti qotw from a few weeks ago.
Messy writing on the toilet wall:
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad"
To which some wag had answered:
"Mum, you're drunk, go home."
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)
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