Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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"Track 17"I have no dad stories of my own for I am not now nor ever will be a dad; the best I can hope for is mum as I am a lady. I do have a dad but as of yet I can’t think of any stories to tell about him.
My little brother however has a 4 year old son who thinks that world shines out of him, and to be fair he is a really good dad, however his choices of songs to teach the little one is a bit left of field, for example at the moment if you ask the nipper to sing “Track 17” he will regale you with “Talk Dirty to Me” by Poison word for word. He also knows a fair bit of the Queen and Meatloaf back catalogue.
My Bro has also taught him the diarrhoea song which he thinks is hilarious and sings all this time, much to the chagrin of his mum (my Brother and the mother of his son are not together) and all the people on Southport Pier when he came to visit us earlier this year. He has even taught him to do his own rhymes for the couplets in the song, my favourites are “it came out a bum but it wasn’t very fun” and “it came out on my knee but I really couldn’t see” this is from a 4 year old under the tutelage of his Dad, stand back I say for this is the future of tomorrow.
I hope when I have kids they are as much fun to corrupt!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:11, 3 replies)
I love the diarrhoea song!"When you're climbing up a tree, it starts sliding down your knee
diarrhoea, diarrhoea"
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:02, closed)
"when it filling up your pants you have to do a little dance" diarrhoea, diarrhoea :D
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:37, closed)
"When you're sitting on the grass and it dribbles out your ass"
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:59, closed)
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